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25th Anniversary G.I. Joe Army Builders

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Toy News International has the new G.I. Joe army builder five packs which will be in Toys R Us stores exclusively… or on eBay. There are two sets, the Night Force Cobra Troopers 5-pack and Snake-Eyes with 4 Red Ninjas.

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The Night Force Cobra Troopers are pretty cool and I like the idea behind the Snake-Eyes pack, but I’m not sure how many red ninjas I’m going to need in total. Any movie will show you that the problem with ninjas is that there deadly skills decrease exponentially the more that there are. Whereas one ninja will flip out and kill an entire battalion of regular soldiers, an army of ninjas will become nothing but cannon fodder for one skilled martial arts warrior. Think about Uma Thurman and the Crazy 88, perhaps if they were the crazy three they might have faired a little better. Also, the Snake-Eyes is okay but the only thing I can spot that is different about him is that he has camouflage pants.

I’d also like to take a moment and bitch about the Toys R Us stores in my area, especially the one that I regularly visit. The only 25th Anniversary Joes I’ve ever seen there is one battered Cobra five pack. There aren’t even hooks for the single carded figures yet. Toys R Us in the East Bay of California, you’re on my S list along with all of the Wal-Marts in this area. What is it with Wal-Marts and G.I. Joes? What have they got against America’s greatest heroes?

Be sure to see the rest of the pictures on Toy News International in all their glorious bigness.

The Best of ToyBender G.I. Joe Posts:
A Few Moments with a Real G.I. Joe
G.I. Joe A Real American Hero Turns 25: A Retrospective
G.I. Joe’s Adventures in India: FunSkool Joes

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4 Responses to “25th Anniversary G.I. Joe Army Builders”

  1. adrian Says:

    how much are they

  2. Paul Says:

    Um…. I don’t know?

  3. KLS Says:

    At least they are in your TRUs and Walmarts! :P

  4. Toy Bender » Blog Archive » Toys R Us Exclusive G.I. Joe 25th 5 Packs: More Pics! Says:

    [...] R Us Exclusive G.I. Joe 25th 5 Packs: More Pics! by Paul In G.I. Joe catch up news, the Toys R Us Exclusive 5 packs that had been announced all the way back in November have finally been shown in their packaging. [...]

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