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Best Game Idea For Children Ever: Suicide!

by Paul

You know what kids don’t have enough of? Games that simulate suicide. That’s where the Asians have it right with this ad:

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That look on that young child? Oh yes, that’s pure excitement. You’re never going to get that kind of fun from games that don’t involve simulate taking your own life are you? The kid is so into this freaking toy that he looks like he just shat himself. Now, that’s an awesome toy. Hell, I bet that if you got a big group of kids together and had two of them facing off with this thing, then you could have one great pretend gambling den. Not that you’d want kids to pretend betting and murdering themselves, but you’ve got to train them somehow when they grow up and find themselves in an underground, secret Russian Roulette gambling ring. How will they know how how to place bets, how best to not crap themselves when holding a gun to your head, or how exactly they should lose their will to live. It’s also that very important time during adolescence where you must learn that you never want to bet on Christopher Walken. Di-di mau!

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Posted in General on October 25th, 2007

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One Response to “Best Game Idea For Children Ever: Suicide!”

  1. Great White Snark Says:
    October 26th, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    Is he excited? I would have guessed, “first rectal exam.”

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