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Booty Babes: Junk in the Vinyl Trunk

by Paul

Sometimes I believe the Japanese have completely cornered the market on nude toys and then some good old American entrepreneur pulls through and shows them what for with some really great naked toys. While scanning around for vinyl figures that would make Great White Snark angry*, I ran across “Booty Babe” “toys.” I say “toys” complete with quotation marks, because the Booty Babes are really works of art that come in a more affordable vinyl variety.

While Booty Babes vinyl figures don’t cost as much as their real artistic pieces, they still run about seventy bucks and are eleven inches tall. Their most important features is that they have removable clothes, so you can pose them with clothes and without. The options are nearly endless! If you like black ladies with big knockers and huge asses (and who doesn’t really?) then you’re dreams have come true. And if anyone thinks you are weird for having these around your house, you can always say that your interested in African American culture and symbols of female empowerment or something along those lines. I would just say I liked boobs and leave it at that.

Side Note: What’s really great is that I can now sit back and let all the pervert hits roll in from Google. Sorry to disappoint you, fellas!

*As a Toy Bender reader, I expect you to keep up with the call backs here.

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Posted in Opinion, vinyl on November 29th, 2008

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6 Responses to “Booty Babes: Junk in the Vinyl Trunk”

  1. Esbat Says:
    November 29th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    WOOOOOOOOOOooooo!

  2. LBAM Says:
    November 29th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    That is a lotta woman.

  3. D. Verburg Says:
    November 29th, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    hmmm curious.

  4. doubledumbassonyou Says:
    November 29th, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    I can only hope this company puts out a Bubb Rubb figure out …

    /too obscure?

  5. Poe Ghostal Says:
    December 1st, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    For some reason, that statue makes me think of Bilquis from American Gods…the one who swallows men through her vagina.

  6. nick Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    wow that looks like a real cool babe toy, i would love to have one.

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