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Contest Update: Don’t Make Me Come Over There

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Dear Deadbeats,

You haven’t donated to Toys For Tots yet. What’s up with that? Get off your pimply rear and start dropping toys into a Toys For Tots bin like a member of G Unit makes it rain at a strip joint. Time is running out to make a difference between a bitter and disappointing year or a happy wonderland of joy for some kid out there.

Sure I’ve got a lot of nice contest entries, but I need yours. I’m guessing you haven’t sent one to winbigprizeswinbigmoney@gmail.com because you haven’t donated yet. I can’t imagine that you donated and didn’t enter the contest. That’s insane! Well listen here, Partner. I think it’s finally time to get down to brass tacks. As the song says, “No more Mr. Nice Guy. No More Mr. Green Jeans.” If you don’t donate a toy to Toys For Tots this weekend and then send me a picture of it by 12/31/08 I’m converting this blog into a “Littlest Pet Shop” fansite.

Yep, not more witty commentary. No more pictures of dinosaurs hanging out with Christian deities. No more horrible grammar mistakes. No more me talking about how awesome my wife is or how poor I am. Nope, none of the things that you like will appear on this site again. It’s going to be all Littlest Pet Shop all day, every day. As you can see, I’m not above extortion or running this site into the ground.

You don’t want that do you? I didn’t think so. Go out and donate to Toys For Tots today!

Yours truly,

Paul V. Rudolph

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Posted in Contests! on December 19th, 2008

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3 Responses to “Contest Update: Don’t Make Me Come Over There”

  1. crazyfellow1 Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 11:45 am

    my family donated $20 2 days ago

  2. Wes Says:
    December 20th, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Well, I sent in my entry — but honestly, I’ve got nothing against the Littlest Pet Shop! Those things are bloody adorable. :)

  3. Kupocat Says:
    December 23rd, 2008 at 12:15 am

    LITTLEST PET SHOP! HURRAYS!! :D

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