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Cthulhu’s Wiener

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I saw that SOTA toys now has a statue of one of H.P. Lovecraft’s most terrifying Elder Gods, the great Cthulhu up for pre-order. In case you’re not familiar with Lovecraft’s work, he wrote some twisted horror tales that regularly feature beings from an forgotten time that are so terrifying that they just might drive you mad with the very sight of them. Cthulhu is pretty much top of the pile of horrible horribleness found in Lovecraft’s world. This statue is selling for 250 bucks and will be available in June of 2008.

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SOTA has really outdone themselves. The statue looks amazingly awesome, except for one small detail.

His wiener:

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Uh, yeah. If I did want this (or could afford it), good old Cthuluhu here would be forced to wear a diaper. It’s just… more Cthulhu than I’ve ever wanted to see.

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Posted in News, Rant on February 12th, 2008

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6 Responses to “Cthulhu’s Wiener”

  1. Poe Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 9:09 am

    Looks more like someone yanked it out by the roots…OW.

  2. Ramen Junkie Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 10:02 am

    Wow, I wonder if they really thought that one out.

  3. googum Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 10:45 am

    Heh. A friend of mine thought the Heroes Reborn Iron Man a few years back was the funniest damn thing ever, since it featured a pantsless Hulk for most of it…I guess Jack Kirby was on to something, with all the giant monsters in little shorts.

  4. PJ Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    That’s the part that makes you go insane.

  5. Paul Says:
    February 13th, 2008 at 1:06 am

    lol PJ, that’s hilarious

  6. Unleaded Logic Says:
    February 13th, 2008 at 3:09 am

    It all makes sense now, The Call Of Cthulhu is actually about his call to a male enhancement clinic.

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