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Custom Figure Corner: Justice League Locker Room

by Paul

This one is a bit odd… but I suppose I don’t put up enough stuff for the ladies or the homosexual fellas out there, so here’s a strange little Justice League Unlimited custom job of the Leaguers in locker room attire… i.e. a towel:

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The inspiration for the figures was from cartoonist J. Bone’s illustration:

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(Side Note: Feel free to wander around other posts of his if you want to check out cheesecake style man pictures and possibly get fired from work)

I didn’t know that there was any sort of a desire for nearly nude superhero action figures. I know there is in some respects for barely dressed female super heroes and anime girls, but I didn’t know there was any kind of demand for Justice dudes in towels.

Also, isn’t it a little odd that Batman, Flash, and the rest like to shave their symbols in their chest hair? You’d think that having a body hair super symbol would give up your secret identity more than anything else possibly could. One game of beach volleyball and you’re done. Hell, imagine if some mobsters have Peter Parker tied up:

Vinnie: “You really think this kid is Spider-man?”

Tony: “I dunno, but there’s one way to know for sure with these super types.”

Vinnie: “How’s that?”

Tony: “Pull hs pants down, we’re checking his pubes.”

And end scene.

You can read more about this odd choice of customizing work over at Raving Toy Maniac.

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3 Responses to “Custom Figure Corner: Justice League Locker Room”

  1. Magdalena Says:

    I guess I dont count to the ladies or the homosexual then :). I really like thin, not so muscular guys:)

  2. Emma Says:

    The shaped chest hair is a classy touch! =D

  3. Paul Says:

    So Magdalena, you like nerds.
    .
    Hmmm Emma, maybe I’ll give the shaped chest hair thing a shot. I’m not sure if I can get a good enough clone trooper out of it, but I could try.

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