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Dan Hibiki: Street Fighting Legend

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One of the greatest video game heroes of all time is now available for pre-order from Wizard Universe. You might not believe the shear amount of awesome that’s in front of your eyes, but it’s true. The world’s greatest practitioner of martial arts, Dan, is a ToyFare exclusive.

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If you’ve never heard of Dan from the Street Fighter series of video games, then shame on you! Dan is the greatest warrior on Earth. Yes, he can’t make a fireball worth a damn and he cries like a baby when he loses, but this only shows just how much harder it is for him to compete among other world warriors who have much greater skills and far less psychological problems. Dan has overcome many handicaps to join the contest of Champions. He’s weak, has a giant ego, is self delusional, and perhaps he’s a little bit mentally retarded. If someone with his numerous setbacks can rise above them all to compete among the best, then who among us can deny the greatness that person posses? Go to Wizard Universe.com now and order, like ten. You owe it to yourself to enshrine yourself with Dan’s always uplifting (and sometimes crying) presence.

Dan Hibiki, I salute you Duran Duran style, because you are teh awesome pants.

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