Doll Promotes Islam
Them babies is terrorists, I tells ya. Every last one.
Now from the news from stupid people file comes the story that some paranoid, idiot parents believe that there is a talking doll that promotes the Islamic religion. The doll is the Fisher Price Cuddle n’ Coo talking doll that makes annoying baby noises and says, “mama.” Moron Carol McCroy thinks the baby says, “Islam is the light.”
This is all highly logical, considering that Fisher Price (owned by Mattel) has a secret agenda to promote the Islamic religion (and also terrorism) to unsuspecting children through a short phrase that’s barely intelligible and could otherwise be mistaken as baby nonsense noises, while risking angering millions of nut-job parents and losing million dollars in the process when their secret plot is reveled by some redneck. This is just like when Disney put in secret messages to children to take off their clothing in Aladdin. What’s even better is that Mattel is not even owned or operated by a Middle Eastern nation nor are the majority of their corporate leaders Muslim. They just want to F with everyone for the fun of it.
Well played, Mattel!
Oh yeah, anyone think that there would be a problem here if these idiots thought the baby was saying, “Jesus rocks?” I don’t think so.
October 21st, 2008 at 12:49 pm
my suspicions are true! babies are terrorists! It makes perfect sense, they want you to think they are cute and innocent, then WHAM!
October 21st, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Actually, if it said, “Jesus Rocks” some moron would think it said, “Jesus sucks” since we all know that every corporation is not only pro-Muslim but is also anti-Christian.
Sam
October 21st, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Okay, I listened closely to the embedded player and the baby’s definitely not talking baby talk. Sounds like a robot. Not saying it’s the phrase McCroy think’s the doll is saying, but it doesn’t sound like a baby either.
TB: “They just want to F with everyone for the fun of it.”
I’ll go with that.
-PJ
October 21st, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Hey, do you like Chin-Pokomon? Then you’ll love this! GOTTA BUY IT! GOTTA BUY IT! ISLAMIC DOLLLLS!
October 21st, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Seriously, after listening to it multiple times, it honestly sounds like “Islam is the Light”. It’s probably that whole “power of suggestion” thing, but it really sounds like it. Not that I fear terrorists are building our toys… How horrific… My Duke figure has been cutting his wrists because he was made by Al Quaeda!
October 21st, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Sounds like it says “Islam is the light” to me too. Does that make me a moron redneck? No one said Fisher Price did it on purpose as part of some sinister plan, but that’s what the doll says.
And contrary to your belief, if the doll said “Jesus rocks” there would be equal outrage by some radical leftist treehugging socialist Obama-lovers on the other side of the political spectrum.
October 22nd, 2008 at 7:49 am
Okay, so I listened to it, and it does sound like it says “Islam is the light.” Oh, and I forgot about the folks zim was speaking of. Between them and the ones I mentioned, if it said “Jesus rocks” we’d have a full-blown riot on our hands.
Still, I’d have to actually hear the doll in person to be able to discern if it really says that, since I’m always skeptical of anything I see on TV.
Sam
October 22nd, 2008 at 5:38 pm
I wrote about this on babylune and then went to check them out. Now I never heard the satan one taht was on the news but I did hear the “Islam is Light.” But unless you were already buying the baby, why the issue. It becomes and issue with your kids when you focus on it.
October 22nd, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Zim, it’s very tempting to answer your question with a simple yes.
For anyone who thinks that the doll is ACTUALLY saying something here’s a link to another source disputing it: http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2008/10/10/talking-doll-allegedly-says-islam-is-the-light.htm