Ebay Madness: Custom Nudity Gone Wrong
Toy collectors can be an odd bunch, specifically when it comes to collecting female figures. There’s some of us that like having some hawt girl toys, perhaps to make up for the hawt girls in real life that could never be possessed by you no matter how many poems you left in their locker and how many times you threatened to kill her cat. Anyway, there’s was a custom Scarlet figure that sold on eBay that targeted that special segment of the collecting community.
Sadly, the eBay seller didn’t write much that you could make fun of, but the pictures speak volumes.
Warning: There’s some explicit pictures. I apologize if you are looking at this via a feed I apologize, the overlords have it set to “full.”
Oh boy, talk about a hot mess. I never pegged Scarlett as the saggy boobs type. She looks like she’s about 80 here. Poor Snake Eyes or Duke. As the action figure goes, I hate female figures that show a lot of skin and have a lot of articulation. It rarely ever works. Back when I actually gave a damn about Marvel Legends, I thought figures like Psylocke were puketastic.
By the way, if you purchased the figure you might tell your friends it’s a joke and laugh it up, but you know deep inside you bought it because you’re a total skeez.
January 9th, 2009 at 11:51 am
The person who made this atrocity has never known the touch of a woman who was herself not made of plastic.
January 9th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
I’d say so LBAM or at the very least has a low opinion of Scarlet’s boobs.
January 9th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
wow… i’m speechless…
January 9th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Whoever bought that was buying something the seller masturbated to.
January 10th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Whatev, that fig is totally hawt!
Actually, I’m curious to know how much it went for.
And while I resent LBAM’s comment, the presence of Artemis and Wonder Woman on my desk makes it impossible for me to remain upset.
January 11th, 2009 at 6:18 am
I AM NOT A SKEEZ!
January 11th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
By the way, I think I found the figure this guy used for the torso! I was at a Family Christian Store today and saw these Biblequest figures, all of which have interchangeable cloth outfits. I believe the customizer used either Esther or Mary to make the custom seen above… so, yeah. As if he/she weren’t going to Hell already!
In any case, considering that the tits likely come from what appeared to be a 5″ scale figure, it’s no wonder that they hang a bit low.
January 12th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Holy crap Wes
January 12th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
I can’t figure out if it is sadder that somebody did this with Christian action figures or that Wes was able to identify them as such by the chest.
January 12th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
I should say that I haven’t actually seen the Christian figures naked, but they’re the only figures I’ve come across that can be stripped down as such! And the cloth outfits are sort of see through, so I could make out the general shape of the chest. The Christian figures’ breasts aren’t exceedingly perky either, but they do look a bit better in their own scale.
In any case, I know this because I need a figure in that scale showing a good amount of skin for my planned “Mummies Alive!” Nefertina custom.
(Feel free to send me suggestions!)
January 13th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
I would have never predicted this post to go in this direction.
January 13th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!1
February 6th, 2009 at 1:30 am
wow, I thought they’d just resculpted Scarlett’s torso, not that it was from another source. Naked Bible toys, eh? May be time to hit up the Christian Book Stores!