Toy Bender

Careful kids, this edition of eBay Madness! may not be for the sensitive types (i.e. lame-os that can’t handle some flesh rendered into toy form) as it features nude nakedness in it’s purest form! While recently trolling around the darkest corners of online auction giant eBay, I ran across a couple of incredibly strange toy auctions.

The person running the auction appears to be a rather talented sculptor who makes a lot of different heads for use on 1/6th scale bodies. I know there are some of you who enjoy putting Leonardio DiCaprio heads on Spider-Man bodies, but that’s just not my thing. (Side Note: If you are interested in 1/6th scale collecting I highly recommend you check out the Fortress of Testicular Fortitude for all kinds of 1/6th scale money shots.)

The other auctions this lady has are quite titillating… BEHOLD!

It’s pretty evident that the pictures are only an example of what she can sculpt and that your face wouldn’t exactly appear on the nude bodies, but damn that would make this oh so much more hilarious, especially since this auction says right in the beginning, “Best X’mas or B-Day or Wedding present for your love ones or family or friends!” I could only imagine would it would be like to hand a figure of me, all chiseled muscles with my man parts splayed for the world to see to my buddy and his wife for their wedding present. Hell, I’m going to get married in a few months myself. Looks like I have a new idea for a cake topper.

The profile itself is interesting in the list of figure heads you can have sculpted along with some other details. Check it out:

HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO HAVE A BARBIE or Action Figure OF YOURSELF, YOUR FAMILY OR FRIENDS?

Hello, my Name is Mayling Chan, but my friends know me as Ada.I am a freelance artist, and I specialize in factual realistic and fictional face sculpting, as well as oil portrait painting.
I live in Hong Kong and I studied for seven years in the United States at the University of Philadelphia, including art.

I can create and cast in resin, a miniature 3D head of yourself, of a favorite pop star ,actor or indeed anyone as your request. All I need from you are the photographs so I can commence work on the sculpture. Each sculpture is professionally hand made and crafted to a high standard by me personally.

I have had many commissions from Ebay customers ,and they have been delighted, as my feedback will indicate. My work has been highly recommended, and because I specialize in anatomical sculpting, I can replicate the likeness of yourself or anybody you want in exact minute detail. The heads I sculpt can be be placed on action figures, as an on-the shelf item, or I can create heads complete with action figure bodies.

If you view my listings you will see that I have sculpted Tom Hanks, Charlie Watts(Rolling Stones), Jessica Bell, Matt Damon, Lee Majors, 007 Daniel Craig, Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Hugh Laurie from the House tv series. Johnny Depp, Paul Newman. The list is endless But most importantly, I can create your likeness too!

I so want a Jessica Bell head on a Spider-Man body it’s not funny.