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eBay Madness: Hilarious Auction

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I found a link to this eBay auction the other day and nearly busted a gut. Seriously, I had to go to the Doctor and she told me I had to stop eating marbles. Anyway, check this thing out:

VINTAGE Empire Strikes Back HOTH CLONE TROOPER WITH HIS HEAD BLOWN OFF BY HAN SOLO! HAN ALWAYS SHOOTS FIRST AND ASKS QUESTIONS LATER! THIS IS A GREAT FIGURE TO DISPLAY WITH YOUR OTHER VINTAGE FIGURES! HIS HEAD IS TORN OFF AND HIS HAND HAS BEEN SEVERED LIKE LUKE”S! STOP COLLECTING AND HAVE FUN WITH YOUR SWEET VINTAGE STAR WARS FIGURES! HAN IS NEWISH AND TOO QUICK ON THE DRAW! YOU DON”T EVEN WANT TO SEE WHAT HE DID WITH OUR GREEDO!

Please note the only reason why I’m posting this photo is that it will be taken down by eBay eventually, so this has got to be saved for posterity:

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Posted in Star Wars, eBay on June 1st, 2007

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5 Responses to “eBay Madness: Hilarious Auction”

  1. Great White Snark Says:
    June 1st, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    Awesome. How do you find this stuff on Ebay? Searching on “mind vomit”?

  2. Emma Says:
    June 1st, 2007 at 8:13 pm

    That’s funny. :)

  3. Jennifer Springer Says:
    June 1st, 2007 at 11:40 pm

    So this was pretty much the funniest thing that I’ve ever seen on ebay…sure did make my day ;) What really amazes me though is that somewhere out there someone will probably be bidding on this, thinking that it is something of “value.” *sigh*

  4. Magdalena Says:
    June 2nd, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    OMG that was really funny :)

  5. Dana Says:
    June 2nd, 2007 at 8:15 pm

    LMAO, that’s awesome. Reminds me of something I did with french fries the other day.

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