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Faker: Worst Double Ever

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Poe Ghostal recently found something cool on MattyCollector.com, the next exclusive Masters of the Universe Classics figure will be Faker!

Faker will be available at the 2009 New York Comic Con with a few being made available on MattyCollector.com afterwards, so if you have a chance to sit on a computer and hit refresh all day (oh that’s so me) then you might get one of if you’re not going to the con.

Faker has got to be one of the most pathetic villain of all time. How could the citizens of Eternia or the Masters of the Universe think that he’s He-Man? He’s totally blue! I’m also pretty sure if they checked his driver’s license and it said, “Faker” that they’d catch on pretty quick. I could be over estimating the intelligence of Eternia though. They are the same people that haven’t executed Orko for gross incompetence.

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3 Responses to “Faker: Worst Double Ever”

  1. Poe Ghostal Says:

    I always thought of Faker not as an “evil twin” of He-Man, but rather, a Bizarro He-Man. Skeletor tried to make an evil twin and failed, and got stuck with this monstrosity, which he decided to just use as an extra flunky.

  2. Esbat Says:

    “Make him? He’s a legacy…” *points to picture of Fake King Randor*

  3. D. Verburg Says:

    damn you guys are he-man scholars.

    do you remember the early 90’s toyline or whatever? i had the little rocket sled that shot bolos, skeletor with a door over his face, a guy with jetpack, an irish gladiator, a merman monster and a sweet he-man with day-glo green sword and shield. those were so rad.

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