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First Look: G.I. Joe’s Scarlett

by Paul

After seeing the live action G.I. Joe film reveal of Snake Eyes I officially went into excited mode. Now we get to see Scarlett and all I can say is, damn my pants hurt.

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Link: Firstshowing.net
Thanks to: Great White Snark of GreatWhiteSnark.com for the linkage

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Posted in G.I. Joe, Hasbro on April 16th, 2008

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8 Responses to “First Look: G.I. Joe’s Scarlett”

  1. Savage Says:
    April 16th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    She doesn’t remind of the action figure or the cartoon, but at least she’s got red hair.

  2. yo go re Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 1:54 am

    “She doesn’t remind [me] of the action figure or the cartoon”

    Yeah, remember this?

    (seems like that’s the approach they’re taking; more that than this, at least)

  3. Shawn Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 11:14 pm

    I thought the exact same thing about her new look as you did, Yo go re. Her “original” outfit would probably look ridiculous in real life, especially when wearing it as combat gear. Besides, black form-fitting body armor is hot stuff.

  4. LastBestAngryMan Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 9:03 am

    She’d look impossibly silly in a beige leotard with purple leggings and sleeves, and big beige gauntlets. I mean come on. Besides, word is this is just her armor for one scene or one part of the movie. Believe me; with the marketing possibilities of this movie, they’re going to put everyone in as many different armors and climate-appropriate suits as possible.

  5. doubledumbassonyou Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 9:17 am

    These power suits are just ridiculous. It doesn’t look to bad on Scarlett here (me gusta), but the shots of Duke & Ripcord are just ludicrous. Ugh.

  6. Esbat Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    I can dig it. She made my pee-pee ouchie.

  7. yo go re Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 12:51 am

    Purple and beige? LAM, you need to adjust the color balance on your tv…

  8. KLS Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 3:03 am

    Storm Shadow looks like he’s going clubbing…

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