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It’s been awhile since I went through the searches that have brought visitors to ToyBender and since I’m bored, I figured why the heck not do it now? I’ve compiled a list of my favorite search strings in the last few months for your entertainment.

1. “teenage mutant ninja turtle boner”

Crap, now I have the old cartoon song stuck in my head except now it goes, “…heroes in a half shell, boner power!”

2. “anna ohura”

Man this one gives me a bunch of hits and I’m pretty sure mentioning her again here won’t do much to stop that.

3. “nude superheroes”

Can you just pretend a picture of a nude male or female is a superhero? I mean, if they’re nude who’s to know?

4. “8 ball means?”

I’m pretty sure this is a drug related answer, however having never done much in the way of drugs I’m not really qualified to answer. Now if it were a question about over eating or binge drinking, I might have been able to lend a hand.

5. “forced to wear diapers”

I’m really, really sorry. I’m even more sorry that there was more than one of these searches.

6. “why did tom cruise and nicole kidman separate”

I’m pretty sure it’s because he’s insane and she’s probably a jerk.

7. labrador puppy

Your wish is my command! Labradors are my favorite breed of dog. Yes, I know I’m hardly original. I grew up with them, though. Literally, I was raised by a wild Labrador pack.

8. are male virgins considered losers?

Yes, Yes they are.

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Posted in Rant on September 25th, 2008

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8 Responses to “Fun with Searches!”

  1. Great White Snark Says:
    September 25th, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    Ok, that’s a strong #1, but #8 could have been a contender for the top position, as well…

  2. Esbat Says:
    September 25th, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    But… but my mom says I’m cool!

  3. Savage Says:
    September 25th, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    I always enjoy what weird search you get. I’ve got some bizarre ones too, but I don’t want to promote them.

    You’re now in the #1 spot for a Google search on superheroes forced to wear diapers!

  4. Paul Says:
    September 25th, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    I’m not so picky about where my traffic comes from since I get a little chunk of cash from it all. Bring it on, sickos!

  5. shaun Says:
    September 25th, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    I stopped reading this post for 5 mins after ‘anna ohura’.

  6. Monte Says:
    September 25th, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    I DO have a girlfriend!

    But you wouldn’t know her; she lives in Canada.

  7. crazyfellow1 Says:
    September 26th, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    I am not a loser!!!It’s not my fault women avoid me!!!

  8. yo go re Says:
    October 9th, 2008 at 1:32 am

    dammit, why is it that all we get is “why did Ryu turn evil?” We even seed reviews with things like “Helena Bonham Carter upskirt” and yet NOTHING! NOTHING! Toybender is stealing our extra-stupid searchers!

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