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Going to the Chapel…

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I’d like to take a moment to congratulate the infamous Poe Ghostal and his new bride on their wedding day (at least I think it’s today). If you don’t know Mr. Poe, he’s a contributer for ToyFare Magazine, a writer on OAFE, and the brains behind the internet’s 2nd greatest toy blog, Poe Ghostal’s Points of Articulation. I asked myself in what way could I best celebrate their holy matrimony and the only answer I could come up with was… DINOSAURS ATTACK! STYLE!

Bride and groom? More like bride and doom! Wackaa Wackaa Wackaa! The triceratops is well known for busting up weddings and killing anyone within striking distance in addition to being a horned plant eater. I’d like to go on record and wish Poe and his bride a very happy, long, and triceratops free life together. Congrats, kids!

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2 Responses to “Going to the Chapel…”

  1. Esbat Says:

    You’re such a dork.

    And I’m such a girl for calling you that, but thats my reaction to the fucking “Dinosaur Attack” card art you picked to celebrate PG’s matrimonial bliss.

  2. Poe Ghostal Says:

    Thanks muchly for the nuptial accolades, Paul. Personally, I appreciate the dinosaurian disemboweling. Makes me feel all squishy inside.

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