Happy Easter!
Okay, this is a little more Easter themed than War Dawgz videos I suppose. I’ve got to recognize Easter as it’s something my white bread ancestors celebrate with fervor and while I’m not home to be with them, I’m there in spirit. Still, that don’t get me extra helpings of ham.
If you’re a Christian then you’re hip to the whole Easter thing, i.e. you’re glad that Jesus rose from the dead to really give the devil a kick in his metaphysical sack. If you’re not a Christian, then you better hope to bloody Hell the Christians are wrong then right? Ha ha! Religious humor. To catch you up to speed, Christians love having pseudo-pagan rituals attached to their religious holidays, so there’s all this stuff about a bunny leaving baskets, eggs, and fake plastic grass that can never be completely cleaned up.
What does this have to do with toys you ask? Well, Easter is that time of year you get some toys that are neat, but they were never the kind you really wanted. You never get really good action figures or anything, just mostly Silly Putty and Slinkys. At least, that’s what most kids I know got. If you were the one kid that got Transformers and G.I. Joes for Easter, I’m going to go right on record here and saying I hated you. I don’t necessarily hate you now, but past Paul hates you. Hates you while he plays with his Slinky and Duncan Yo-Yo, you jerk.
April 8th, 2007 at 8:41 am
No extra slice of ham for you buddy…I think slinkys and silly puddy are wonderful gifts for children at Easter, whereas, GI Joes and Tranformers (hostile and warlike toys) are not in keeping the theme of the season…
April 8th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Hmmm maybe I should have specified that there is nothing wrong with getting slinkys and puddy, just that you don’t get the christmas/birthday type gifts at Easter, at least you’re not supposed to. Haha on that last line.
April 8th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
I like yo-yo’s. I know some way cool tricks.
April 17th, 2007 at 3:03 am
That’s one creepy looking bunny…We were supposed to get toys for Easter? All I ever got was that gross disgusting marshmallow peep things, and hollow chocolate bunnies. and really what’s chocolate without the nuts.