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Hasbro’s Cloverfield Monster with Pics!

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In case you haven’t seen yet, last week the 99 dollar Cloverfield monster was revealed on HasbroToyShop.com. Below is only one of the images, head on over there to see a couple more.

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God, that thing is hideous. The monster design worked well for the film, but there’s no way that spindly legged thing could even last one second against a real giant monster like Godzilla.

Will it sell big for Hasbro ToyShop or will it be a big flop? It’s really hard to say. I know a lot of people (including myself) really liked the film, but I don’t like it enough to plunk down a hundred dollars for a massive toy of a really ugly creature.

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10 Responses to “Hasbro’s Cloverfield Monster with Pics!”

  1. XeQUae Says:

    Yeah, as awesome as the monster was in the movie, he is rather disappointing in toy form.

  2. Amy Says:

    I was so excited when Hasbro sent out the e-mail about having the toy of the Cloverfield monster but as the above commenter said, it’s pretty disappointing in reality.

  3. yo go re Says:

    dude, don’t put the big monster picture on the front page! Spoilery things go behind the jump…

  4. Shawn Says:

    Indeed. Way to crush yo’s first viewing of Cloverfield , Paul.

    Anyway, I don’t remember it being so white. A $100 seems a little much, too.

  5. Paul Says:

    If you haven’t seen the film yet, then that’s not my fault. The movie has been out like a month? These days if you want to avoid film spoilers, you pretty much have to see the movie the first week or so.

  6. Great White Snark Says:

    Plus, this is hardly spoilerific, since it only vaguely does justice to the creature in the movie, which was much more… substantial. I don’t recall the limbs being that spindly, either.

  7. yo go re Says:

    pfft - Cloverfield isn’t worth seeing in the theatre. And I’m not saying don’t put its picture in the story, just don’t put it above the fold…

  8. Paul Says:

    Well, I don’t really see the problem here. I understand where you are coming from I suppose, but for me the spoiler timer has expired. Hey, at least I didn’t tell you all the main characters turn into robots at the end.

    Oh damn…

  9. Great White Snark Says:

    Remember when the government revealed that the monster was the result of a top-secret experiment gone awry? That was awesome.

  10. yo go re Says:

    Be that as it may, it still doesn’t need to be out front…

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