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conan000001.jpgFor those of you looking forward to the upcoming Marvel Legends style Independent hero line called Legendary Heroes, head on over to Toy News International for a whole mess of pictures of each of the figures including one of the greatest warrior of all time, Conan (pictured at right). Click here to get to all the pictures. While you are there, click on the links near the top of the screen. Yes, the design of that part of their website does kind of suck.

You can also check out their handy dandy compilation of Wikipedia entries for all the heroes so you can get to know them a little better. You can almost not tell that these entries come from Wikipedia. Check out this blurb from The Darkness, “Of course, because of the possibility of impregnating a woman causing his own death through the mysterious ways of the darkness, Jackie tries to refrain from sex, to his great frustration.” That’s like eight sentences jam packed into one glorious Conanesque orgy of awkward grammar. Anyway, you’d think a vasectomy combined with a Jimmy Hat would clear that whole “knocking a woman up will cause your own death” problem right up, but I failed Super Powered Gangsters Physiology in high school, so I can only speculate.

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Posted in Independent, News, Superheroes on March 15th, 2007

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