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Iz My Berfday

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It’s my birthday today and I’m really hoping that your present is in the mail. If it is not, I will really have to reevaluate our blogger/bloggie relationship. Since it’s my birthday, I brought some virtual treats of things that are awesome.

We’ve got Puppies:

Panda Bears:

Dinosaurs:

Fetts:

Bikini Girls:

And Journey:

I hope you enjoyed your treats. If you’d like, stop by my apartment tonight and grab yourself a chocolate chip cookie bar (I went against the grain this year and did not request a cake). I’m also not drinking, which is either a testament to the fact I’m really old or I’m maturing. I’m not sure at this point. Either way, I decided a fitting way to celebrate my 30th birthday is by viewing Logan’s Run.

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15 Responses to “Iz My Berfday”

  1. D. Verburg Says:

    ugh, Paul.

    Journey. Really?

    ugh

  2. D. Verburg Says:

    oh and happy birthday

  3. Paul Says:

    D. Verburg, Journey saved us all in the Dinowars. Maybe you need to crack open a history text book for once!?

  4. LBAM Says:

    Turnin’ 30 ain’t that bad. Good call on Logan’s Run, too.

  5. jumper11 Says:

    Not drinking and Logan’s Run? What’s the link to the wizard boards, so’s I can vote?

  6. Paul Says:

    Yeah, maybe I should have a couple of beers at least with Logan’s Run…

    http://wizarduniverse.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=28113

  7. Esbat Says:

    Paul, what about boobies?!!? You need boobtastic attentions… covered in frosting.

  8. Sam Says:

    Happy birthday! I was going to buy you a present, but I decided to buy myself something instead. So thanks for the gift!
    Sam

  9. Great White Snark Says:

    Happy berfday.

    I don’t mean to spoil the end of Logan’s Run, but… Soylent Green is people.

  10. lamartherevenger Says:

    happy burfday. i’d give you my Doc figure but (i finally got it) my wife had it hidden in her bag. also i saw journey in concert this year and i feel they need higher standing on your list. but then you have it right, save the best for last.

  11. Jason P Says:

    Happy Birthday Paul!

  12. crazyfellow1 Says:

    happy Birthday

  13. CG76 Says:

    Happy Birthday

  14. Poe Ghostal Says:

    Happy birthday Paul! And thanks for the bikini girls.

  15. yo go re Says:

    Happy birthday
    Happy birthday
    Misery and despair
    People dying everywhere
    Happy birthday

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