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Somehow this one flew under my radar and I wish it had. Apparently Wal-Mart has two exclusive Jabba’s band box sets and they couldn’t piss me off any more. Why? Well back in the day Jabba’s band used to be called Max Rebo’s Band and it had three members. Max Rebo, an ass faced alien, and a poorly conceived and badly done animatronic thing. I was fine with that. There was nothing wrong with Jabba’s band. Ever since the special addition though, Jabba’s band was filled with a ton of new/stupid aliens, the song in the film was completely changed to something beyond pointless and ridiculous, and I can’t ever watch Jedi again without fast forwarding through this musical “number”.

If you buy these sets you are retarded and you are basically saying that it’s okay for films you like to be changed so they suck, especially if you buy the set containing the little fuzzy guy who has visible spittle in his mouth when he bellows into the camera.

Although… that Max Rebo figure looks pretty cool.

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Posted in Hasbro, Star Wars on December 18th, 2007

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6 Responses to “Jabba’s Band Wal-Mart Exclusive”

  1. Ondy Says:
    December 18th, 2007 at 11:43 am

    Did they add the Bith guy into the Special Edition too? I haven’t sat through that numbre in a long time either.

  2. Great White Snark Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 4:38 am

    I will definitely be admiring Max Rebo through the plastic… and then not buying the set.

  3. KLS Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 6:46 am

    Amen to all that Paul!

  4. Paul Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 11:47 am

    I think the Bith was added. He’s really a secret super spy sent to destroy some background character you’ve never heard of who also has a novel’s worth of story behind him. (At least that’s how this goes.)

  5. Poe Ghostal Says:
    January 2nd, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Hey–at least they arranged it so you can buy all three original band members in the same pack, instead of forcing you to buy Joh Yowzah (*shudder*) if you want Max, Assface or that creepy lipstick-thing.

  6. Toy Bender » Blog Archive » Star Wars at Toy Fair 2008: The Clone Free Edition Part 1 Says:
    February 21st, 2008 at 7:01 am

    [...] the new “improved” Jabba’s Palace dance number. This is perfect for those who got Wal-Mart exclusive Jabba’s Band and have no [...]

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