Join the Toy Bender Army
In only a few short months Toy Bender has risen from nothing to something that will soon crush the vast bloggity blogosphere with its mighty power of cool. It will do so with the legions of fans joining the ranks each day. Now we are looking for more. While you SAY you like Toy Bender and that you support it, do you really? You certainly may THINK you’re a huge fan of all the awesomeness that can only be found here, but do you really have the guts to prove it? If you’re a regular reader of Toy Bender (or just discovered it and like what you see), then you must take all the steps necessary to fully realize your inner potential and join the few, the proud, the Toy Benderians… don’t worry we’re working on the name. The KISS Army was taken, so we’re using this as a placeholder.
One of these steps is to subscribe to my RSS feed. If you’re hip to computers and all this Internet 2.0 business (oh god, please someone slap me for using this phrase), then you already know what I’m talking about. If you are a fancy computer user, then what’s your excuse for not having me in your feed along with all those other blogs? Get your act together and add me double time, soldier!
If you don’t know your RSS from your DSL, then let me enlighten you. An RSS feed allows you to put all your favorite blogs and sites that have an RSS feed in one handy dandy place so you can get constant updates when your favorite blogs and sites updates. You can even get RSS feeds sent to your email account. Fantastic, hey? If you want to know how to get started, email me and hopefully I can help you. Or you could just Google the information to figure it out yourself, but if you were that computer savvy then you wouldn’t have had to read this paragraph, would you?
Another way you can show your support for Toy Bender is to befriend the nearly new Toy Bender Myspace page. Don’t worry, you will not be raped or otherwise molested by the Toy Bender Myspace page unless there is a special circumstance where you ask very politely. There you will join the ranks of other elite Toy Bender fans representing their cause on the love it/hate it internet giant.
Remember to also tell a friend, or several friends if you’re really cool. Spread the word and the world will be ours!
That is all. At ease.
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March 26th, 2007 at 11:02 am
Where we 300 Toy Bendarians fended off…. aw, crap. I really don’t know where I was going with that one. I subscribed through bloglines, so I get all the freshest toy bendarisms served up fresh, whenever it is they are served up fresh. I can feel the awesome from here….
March 30th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
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