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Leaked Wal-Mart G.I. Joe Store Listing Greatness

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I’m about to poop my pants with excitement. The newest leaked Wal- Mart store listing of G.I. Joe figures on HissTank.com has the Alley Viper in it! Not to tread a very worn path, the Alley Viper is one of my favorite Joe figures of all time. This leaked list has finally given me hope that I’ll see the return of one of the coolest Joe figures. Hell, they don’t even need to color him in his gaudy orange, I’ll buy like eight and paint him myself if it comes down to it.

Here’s the full list for those of you who aren’t as crazy about the Alley Viper as I am:

Singles:
Baroness Omega - 37438
Snk Eyes Omega - 37439
Scrap Iron - 37442
Alley Viper - 37440
Scarlett Omega - 37441
Red Star - 37443

2 Packs:
Scrlt Vs Cobra C - 37448
Snk Eye Vs Night - 38313

12″:
Snow Job - 38791
Eel - 38792
Grunt - 38793

If you aren’t hip to what the Omega thing is, it’s from the new G.I. Joe: Result cartoon that will be coming out eventually. There have been other figures that have been leaked that were labeled with the Omega tag and I’m not really sure how much different they will be than the regular line of figures. My guess is they’ll be useless repaints with new card art.

And does anyone like the 12″ inch figures? They look like garbage. I thought I might have to invest in at least one of them, but so far I’m incredibly unimpressed. I guess I’ll have to continue to save up for a Sideshow figure to make up for the disappointment of the Hasbro line.

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5 Responses to “Leaked Wal-Mart G.I. Joe Store Listing Greatness”

  1. Stormsigma Says:

    HOLY JESUS.

    ALL HAIL ALLEY VIPER!!!

    This made my whole week, man. I am super excited to hear about it!

  2. doubledumbassonyou Says:

    When I saw this news story on the ‘Tank I immediately thought of you Paul. The Alley Viper is in fact one of the most badass of all Joe figures. I’m also hoping that the one comic two pack is Snake Eyes vs. Night Creeper. That would be the balls.

    12″ Joes are the worst. I marked the ones in my local Target to see if they ever got sold .. and it has been 3 weeks and no movement. Same Sgt. Bazookas and Flints as always. Such a waste.

  3. Michael Says:

    I love the Alley Viper as well, and I hope they pull it off really well. I hope the Snake-Eyes is cool, because I don’t think I’ve passed up any of them since they’ve been released besudes the vs. Red Ninjas one(which I still want).

    My girlfriend got me the 12 inch….Snake Eyes and yeah it’s pretty stupid looking, but not nearly as bad as the others imho. The Beachhead looks okay too, and I love Snow Job so I’ll probably get him.

  4. Poe Ghostal Says:

    I don’t collect GIJ25, but I’m glad you’re getting your Alley Viper, Paul!

  5. Monte Says:

    Alley Viper was after my time, but I’m looking forward to anything Resolute-related.

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