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McFarlane Toys: Bon Jovi Figures

by Paul

This is one toy news item that broke before I even started writing Toy Bender, but I’ve wanted to comment on it for some time. In Todd McFarlane’s quest to recreate his youth in toy form, Bon Jovi is going to be immortalized in plastic as a barely articulated but well sculpted (my guess) action figure.

I’m just going to put this offer out on the table right now: For anyone who orders a McFarlane produced Bon Jovi, I’ll give them a 100% free punch in the face. That’s right! With every purchase of a no talent rock star figure, you earn a healthy and nutritious knuckle sandwich courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Paul! Act now while my fists are still in good shape from punching hosers in the face!

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Posted in McFarlane Toys, Rant on October 30th, 2006

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5 Responses to “McFarlane Toys: Bon Jovi Figures”

  1. Keith Says:
    October 31st, 2006 at 7:34 am

    This has got to be a girl toy. I can handle the delivery of the knuckle sandwhiches in the South East if you need a distributor.

    Just remember: He’s a cowboy. On a steel horse he rides. He’s wanted, wanted I tell you. Dead or Alive.

  2. Paul Says:
    October 31st, 2006 at 9:08 am

    lol, I like the idea of a knuckle sandwich distributor.

  3. Keith Says:
    October 31st, 2006 at 12:30 pm

    It’s more cost effective. Plus if someone is dissatisfied with the quality of their knuckle sandwich, we have local representation to replace it with a new one.

  4. Country Music Herald » Blog Archive » Online Country Music 10/19 Says:
    October 19th, 2007 at 7:27 pm

    [...] an album and she’s definitely keeping busy. You can catch a clip of her performing with Bon Jovi from CMT’s Unplugged. You can see even more Unplugged acoustic music with Crossin’ [...]

  5. googum Says:
    June 5th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    Paul,
    There was a link to this post on your most recent one, and I was afraid you were going to talk about how great Jon is. I’m glad to see you’re a right-thinking citizen: Bon Jovi was inflicted on me during high school like a rash, and have sworn vengeance. On Richie Sambora too, if I could pick him out of a lineup…

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