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It’s that time of the year again! It’s Christmas time if you’re a God fearing red blooded, meat eating, non-tree hugging American. The last few years of Toy Bender’s reign over the toy related blogosphere I’ve celebrated by being really lazy and posting holiday related videos. Guess what? This year is no different! Christmas Dog is back bringing his Christmas video picks in between his many, many naps!

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I present to your our yearly posting of Swedish singing sex machine Gunther:

This is never going to get old.

And new this year, robots celebrating Christmas:

See, robots don’t want to kill us all of the time, just most of the time.

It can’t be Christmas without Bing Crosby and David Bowie doing a duet:

I love the stilted and forced dialog that they use to set this scene up. Like David Bowie wouldn’t know who the hell Bing Crosby is. And let me just add that even if Bing Crosby beat his kids, he had a hell of a lot of class. You know, when he wasn’t beating his kids.

And the extremely offensive video to the mentally challenged (i.e. retard-Americans*):

I never got why Family Guy redid the video. It wasn’t a parody and it added nothing new. You could call it an homage, but I’d call it, “Hey that’s funny because I saw it on the internet.” That’s why The Family Guy is awesome.

Even though the Smurfs are evil wood creatures, they do have the spirit of Christmas.

I love that they didn’t use any of the voices for the cartoon to make this thing. And hot damn, I said it last year but it’s sweet seeing that kid unwrap that X-Wing.

*Yes, I’m being ironically offensive.

Merry Christmas everyone!

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Posted in General on December 25th, 2008

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6 Responses to “Merry Christmas From Toy Bender”

  1. big orange guy Says:
    December 25th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    You sure know who to put “Christ” back in Christmas…..

  2. LamartheRevenger Says:
    December 25th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    merry christmas to you! my x-mas gift to myself was a copier paper box lid filled with MegaForce toys. I paid $15 for it at the local flea/farmer’s market. good deal considering all the pieces where there. i’m a happy boy.

  3. Savage Says:
    December 25th, 2008 at 8:32 pm

    Merry Holidays everyone!

  4. yo go re Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 1:12 am

    this post does nothing but serve as a pitiful benchmark reminder of how long it’s been since I had time to stop by…

  5. Paul Says:
    February 8th, 2009 at 2:55 am

    Yeah, missed you around here. You’re absence was highlighted by the fact that you’re number 2 on the most commented list… technically number 1 since I don’t count myself…

  6. yo go re Says:
    February 9th, 2009 at 4:41 am

    how sad is it (or how darn chatty am I) that I can disappear for more than a month and still be second?

    me = super lame.

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