NECA in Trouble
NECA, the company that makes one hell of a magical David Bowie figure, has recently found themselves in a bit of trouble. They were on the receiving end of a cease and desist order to end their production of Freddie Mercury figures from the estate of the deceased singer.

Woah ho, it looks like NECA won’t “the champions” as they “bite the dust”, maybe they’ll even have to find comfort in the arms of a “fat bottom girl”. Oh ho ho ho, I’m so funny making puns about an old band’s songs.
Seriously, the order calls for the figures of Mercury to be taken off store shelves and returned to be destroyed and the memory of the figure to be collectively erased from every one’s mind. How does an f-up like this even occur? Oh well, it looks like “beelzebub has put aside a devil” for NECA. Ha Ha! I’m hilarious just like film critic Joel Siegel!
Toy, toy collecting, Freddie Mercury, Queen, action figure, lawsuit, NECA



March 9th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
So many puns, so little time. I’ll avoid any of the obvious jokes that can be made about this post because I don’t work well ‘under pressure’.
March 9th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Keith you truly ‘have no rival!’
March 12th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
‘No Man can be my Equal.’