Site Meter Toy Bender » Blog Archive » Sideshow’s Newest Joe Offerings

Sideshow’s Newest Joe Offerings

by

It’s getting to the point where I don’t want to talk about or even think about Sideshow Collectibles* G.I. Joe line. Why? Because I desire them, yet I cannot have them. It’s the same reason why I can’t watch Night Court any more. (Markie Post, why didn’t you ever write back?) Sideshow released info on two new items of note fairly recently, so I have to put on my reporter hat once again.

Cobra Throne Environment:

cobrathronesideshow

I think the 12″ environments that Sideshow makes are really good ideas, yet they have a pretty high price point. Cobra Commander sure looks bad ass in this thing though. I think the first thing I”m going to do when I take control is have a snake throne built. I’d also have a throne made of the skulls of my enemies, but that would only be for special occasions like Easter and Boxing Day.

Duke:

dukesideshow

Okay, I like Duke and he’s my personal Joe team leader (screw you General Hawk, I only take orders from Duke or Flint), but I’ve never felt the need to own a figure of him in any form. Still, Sideshow’s version looks pretty cool and if you’re into Aryans then I guess this is the perfect purchase for you! Seriously, I don’t know how this guy could get any more ubermensch if he tried.

*One of the Sponsors of the Joes for Tots contest

Did You Enjoy this Post? Subscribe to Toy Bender. It's Free!

5 Responses to “Sideshow’s Newest Joe Offerings”

  1. Savage Says:

    That throne rocks! Sure beats my old paper towel roll one I made as a kid!

  2. CG76 Says:

    very nice. but pricey.

  3. doubledumbassonyou Says:

    Paul could you tell me why I passed on SE? Not getting in on this line is killing me. The new Duke & SS look sick.

  4. Drunken Fist Says:

    That throne owns. God, I wish I could afford the nice sixth scale stuff.

  5. Philip Reed Says:

    I’d love that throne for my Cobra Commander.

Leave a Reply


About Toy Bender

Welcome to Toy Bender, your source for maximum in-your-face to the extreme unleashed hardcore toy news and info. Toy Bender is updated at least five times a week with content so amazing that it could even give a woman a boner. Toy Bender covers both new and old toy lines, with a focus on anything that's totally radical. With all its mind blowing greatness, Toy Bender is your morning kick in the crotch of pure awesomicity

Toy Bender Author(s)

Blogging Flair

Crafts & Hobbies Channel Posts

  • Playing with Hearts
    Sometimes playing with hearts leads to playing with fire . . . Lessa writes about two (essentially) children who played with fire . . . which led to the inevitable result of a third life being [...]
  • Make your own Cranberry Body Polish
    What you will need: 1 cup purees cranberries 1 cup body lotion or carrier oil such as jojoba, olive or even grape seed oil 1 cup sugar-organic brown sugar without molasses or organic white [...]
  • Another heart pattern
    Yeah, I kind of got away from that, didn't I? I still have a few more to share with you, so will get another one here. This is for some of you . . . maybe not all. It is designed around a photo [...]
  • Tired Wrists
    I have been really pushing it - between Tuesday and Thursday this week I knit seven cloths! Yeah, that is a lot of knitting even by MY calculations. At this rate, I hope to have all 36 cloths for the [...]
  • Look Fabulous with Oraia
    Here at Wax and Bubbles I have been posting a lot of skin care products lately that can help restore and help balance out your skin's problem issues. The one thing I have found through all of these [...]
  • Try something from PCA Skin for Free
    PCA Skin is wanting your to try a free trail of their brightening therapy with TrueTone. The brightening therapy helps to correct hyper pigmentation and helps control your proper pigment in the [...]
  • Rhonda Allison Skin Peels
    Rhonda Allison's skin peels are peels that are actually reversing the signs of aging and showing the softer more elegant side of your skin. It's similar to peeling the skin from an apple and [...]
  • Soldering your stained glass project
    It's hard to believe but I'm nearly done with my stained glass project now. It's been a really great class that I've very much enjoyed. One more class and we'll be done! This past week we [...]
  • Pine Cone Bird Feeder
    February is Bird Feeder Month. Birds needs extra food this time of the year as they get ready for spring. There are always bird out on the lawn in the morning hours. So we know there are several [...]
  • Friday Roundy Uppy: Dinosaucers Should Be a Movie
    Item: Just to wrap things up, the contest winners of the Facebook/Comment contest have been notified. So sorry if you didn't win, hopefully I can give out free stuff soon. Seriously, it's like an [...]

Hot Off The Press