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Sponsor Spotlight: 80sTees.com

by Paul

If you think you’ve seen cool T-shirts and you haven’t been to 80sTees.com, you’re a damned fool. Let’s take a look at some of the awesome found on 80sTees.com, a generous sponsor to the Joes for Tots contest.

Superman: Kiss Me I Have Superpowers:

If I won the contest, I’d buy this shirt and put a Post-it note with an arrow pointing down on the bottom, which is the universal sign for, “In my pants.” I’m all class.

Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner

It’s too bad that they only make this shirt for ladies. I could totally see chicks digging a guy that wore a shirt with this catch phrase. I think it would bestow at least %10 of Patrick Swayze’s sexiness, and that’s %110 more sexiness for someone who isn’t Patrick Swayze.

Help Keep Our Forests Green

If you see a girl wearing this, she’s both a nerd and most likely an annoying environmental activist. Just kidding, ladies! This is one of those shirts that might as well say, “I’m open to speaking to nerds.” What more could a shy nerd ask for, really?

Pop Pizza…

I can’t begin to describe how awesome this shirt is. If you wore this, you’d no doubt be a hero. Imagine all the junkies that would kick the habit after seeing this shirt.

Traitor

More like, the greatest leader the Decepticons ever had. All Hail, Starscream! Wait… he’s been turned to dust? Uh, All hail Galvatron!

Cobra

Cobra has been fighting for equal rights for years. Be sure to buy this t-shirt to show your Cobra pride. Maybe if we all work together, someday Cobras can marry legally.

Superfriends Forever

You should buy a bunch of these shirts so you and you friends could put them on and go around town beating up those Red Hat Society idiots. That’s my idea of a super hero and a super friend.

Now go, my pretties. Buy shirts from 80sTees.com. Then when you win the contest buy more shirts!

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Posted in Announcements, Contests!, DC, G.I. Joe, Opinion, Star Wars, Superheroes, Transformers on December 3rd, 2008

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10 Responses to “Sponsor Spotlight: 80sTees.com”

  1. Emma Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    I applied your “in my pants” concept to all these tshirts…with pretty successful results!

    I like “Traitor…in my pants” the best, I think.

  2. Paul Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    Everything is made better with “in my pants”

  3. Esbat Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Dude, I been struggling with what gift to get for a friend of mine, as she’s not into showy gifts but I just remembered she loves T-shirts with crap on them so that “Kiss Me I have Super Powers” or “Super Friends Forever” would be perfect… combing my dorkiness with something comic booky.

  4. Paul Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    Sweetness, Esbat. Be sure to tell them I sent you!!

  5. jjh Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    “Class.” That’s why I read this blog every day.

  6. Paul Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    Awww you warm my heart…

    now buy a damned shirt!

  7. D. Verburg Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    Sorry Paul I only but vintage Carpenters Tour t-shirts. have you seen my Karen tattoo??

  8. Paul Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    No and now I’m very afraid of seeing it.

  9. big orange guy Says:
    December 4th, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    Class….maybe I can get a Freddy and the Dreamers Tee. Does D. Verburg have the classic Karen with her finger down her throat tattoo or is it the head in the crapper? I’ve got the Momma Cass choking on a chicken sandwich proudly displayed on my arm.

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    January 5th, 2009 at 9:01 am

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