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Superhero Spotlight! New Super Hero Squad Figures

by Paul

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Toy News International posted some pics from Hasbro’s newest line of Super Hero Squad figures. This wave is Fantastic Four themed so that means… a super sweet Silver Surfer. Hot damn, just look how so shiny he is! If I was a crow I’d be going crazy right now.

You know, the idea of an intergalactic surfer should register in the really stupid category, but somehow Marvel has managed to pull this one off with me. I mean, think about it. He’s not that much different in basic theory than the Black Racer, the Skiing Black Man/Angel of Death as he has that whole space guy with a recreational form of transportation thing going on:

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Oh Black Racer, you’re ridiculousness astounds me. Anyway, Silver Surfer is cool because he posses the power cosmic. I wish I had the power cosmic. I’d use it to make myself a sandwich. I’m not really sure if that’s one of the Silver Surfer’s powers, but it damn well should be.

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  1. Toy Bender » Blog Archive » Silver Surfer Limited Edition Says:

    [...] Silver Surfer Limited Edition March 12th, 2007 by Paul Marvelous News had an updated on a Hasbro limited edition Silver Surfer figure this last week. Normally, I’m excited about Silver Surfer toy news as I think he’s Airwolf, however this figure demonstrates what’s wrong with having too much articulation (besides looking like he’s squating in preperation for a cosmic dump). [...]

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