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TAtTF: Rocking with the Star Stage

by Paul

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While this week’s commercial isn’t exactly the kind of toy I usually cover here, I decided to do a TAtTF on it mainly because I’m obsessed with the game Rock Band. Okay, I’m not as obsessed as I was because my Xbox 360 is in the shop (sigh, I miss you baby) and unable to play it, but I’m wishing I had the game so I could play the new downloadable songs by Paramore and Serj Tankian this week, not to mention the STP song released a few weeks back… okay enough about that… I apologize. The Star Stage is a “toy” that cashed in on nearly everyone’s dream (especially kids) of being a huge rock or pop star in an extremely lame way. Well maybe it’s not that lame. It could just be the kid singing the terrible song making it seem incredibly lame, I mean it does have flashing lights, a working microphone, AND an echo function.

Nope, it really is that lame.

Star Stage also serves the duel purpose of being an incredibly effective torture instrument for parents who had children that owned the Star Stage.

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Posted in Toy Ads that Time Forgot, Videos on March 13th, 2008

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One Response to “TAtTF: Rocking with the Star Stage”

  1. Esbat Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    Oh sweet tiny jesus… i so wanted that when i was younger. But now I realize that it’d probably be used like 3 times before the batteries died and then it’d have ended up at a garage sale.

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