Thank You Toy Bender Readers
For the first time ever, Toy Bender was recorded on the web rankings website of having been in the top 100,000 websites. I ranked at 180,351, which has been a long time goal of this blog. It’s a big milestone for me and I thought I’d celebrate it before my traffic plummets again.
(Thank yous and possible PG-13 content after the break!)
I must thank the regular readers who have made this possible. I’d especially like to thank the regular commenters. I love hearing what you guys have to say, because it makes writing these posts worthwhile.
I must also recognize the tons of people who arrive here Googling for random stuff. Namely, I’d to recognize those looking for Indiana Jones toys. Boy did I ever start cranking out the Indiana Jones toy news after I noticed the traffic increase from the search string “Indiana Jones toys” and it really paid off. I realize that the Indiana Jones heat is probably dying, so let me say in closing: Indiana Jones toys.
Another group that must be thanked is Stumble Upon users. The post High Tech High Noon hit it pretty big on Stumble Upon, which is always a lovely thing.
There are any number of searchers that I must send a shout out to and I’d be hard pressed to not send my praise for the masses looking for “biggest breasts”. You wouldn’t believe how many hits I get from this search phrase. Keep em coming, boys! In your honor here’s a picture of Denise Milani:
And I’m sorry to the regular folks here who are offended by the pic… SORRY THAT YOU’RE LAME! Just be thankful I’m not shouting out to the person looking for “fat testicles”. Jeez, how did that search string even find this site!? *shudders*
June 9th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
the top 100,000
Should that be a 2?
Anyway, no wonder connecting to the site has been so difficult lately - all these other people crowding the tubes!
June 9th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
The week average which was circled is in the top 100,000, the three month is in the top 200,000 if that’s what you mean.
I have no idea why the site has been sucking lately as far as loading. Believe me, it’s frustrating as hell because it does nothing to help the numbers!
June 9th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
It’s always been your goal to rank #180,351? =P Just kidding, congrats, man! That’s cool.
My blog gets the most hits from “big boobs”. I did ONE freakin’ post about the Michael Turner/Power Girl fiasco and they keep comin’ back for more. =D
June 9th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Congrats!
(You’ll have to be careful with those types of posts or your site will be blocked, via proxy, from more work places.)
June 9th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Congrats!!
June 10th, 2008 at 1:32 am
Hey, congrats! “Word” to 180,000.
I don’t know who Denise Milani is, but she seems neat-o.
June 10th, 2008 at 1:41 am
I posted a “fan service” post a couple months back featuring a myspace pic of the aussie lass Angela White and my hits jumped. So every few weeks I toss up another “fan service” post and slowly but surely I earn new readers.
June 10th, 2008 at 2:25 am
The week average which was circled is in the top 100,000, the three month is in the top 200,000 if that’s what you mean.
no, I mean, being #180,000 puts you in the top 200,000, not the top 100,000. To be in the top 100k, you’d have to be #80k. The three months average puts you in the top 300k…
June 10th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
You’re semantics are killing my buzz.
June 10th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Your semantics are killing my buzz.