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The Case of the Huge B*tch

by Paul

I must warn you that if you collect toys or are easily angered, then do not watch the following video. However if you want to see a total bag level up to a 70 level Super C, by all means watch the video.

I pray to Krom this video is a fake, because if I was on a jury I would consider this reason for justifiable homicide. What’s sad is that when someone does something like this, they never realize that it’s most likely providing the exact reason why the boyfriend hadn’t given her a ring in the first place. Someone who flagrantly destroys another person’s property like this isn’t going to be the most stable person to begin with. Here’s to hoping she got her ass dumped and taken to small claims court. At least the cost of losing an expensive figure would be less than a divorce.

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9 Responses to “The Case of the Huge B*tch”

  1. quincy Says:

    Wow… I hope this is fake.

  2. Esbat Says:

    DEATH!

  3. Great White Snark Says:

    If this is real: She is a dumb cow.

    If this is fake: She is a dumb cow and a horrible actress.

  4. lamartherevenger Says:

    my wife won’t watch this. she says it gives women a bad name, well most are like that. me, if i was that guy, first break up, then find something she really likes, hide it until after she moves out, and then ship the pieces back to her thru a secondary address. that way she won’t know it was you.

  5. Paul Says:

    You know, I didn’t think about that angle… that is helps reinforce the stereotype that women only care about getting a diamond ring on their finger.

  6. doubledumbassonyou Says:

    I’m not one to advocate violence against women, but I hope that slampig got punched in the face by her fiance upon his return from Las Vegas.

    That “thing” deserves every hard break that comes to her in what can be summed up as only a miserable existence of swilling apple martinis with her overly tanned and equally putrid girlfriends in seedy bars, whom slowly discover that no man will ever be interested in what they have to say, as they resort to a cruel and vicious cycle of rejection and disillusionment. Before they know it they’ll be 45 years old giving handies to college aged guys in the alley next to the dumpster. Only brief snaps of sobriety will remind them that they in fact are dregs, and at one point in their lives they may have had someone to love them … but no, they smashed some poor guy’s Scout Trooper on a patio …

    Now, I cannot say enough about my fiance who encourages me to go on toy hunts, and at least seems like she is interested at the many facets of my various Transformers & GI JOES as I go on and on about them.

  7. Jason P Says:

    I hope she gets cancer…

  8. PJ Says:

    I was pretty relieved to hear it was all a hoax, because I nearly shat myself on the first part and couldn’t bear to watch the rest.

    Dude rolled me good.

    -PJ

  9. Sam Says:

    So it was determined as a hoax? Well, that makes it okay then…I guess.
    Sam

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