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The Ultimate G.I. Joe Custom: The Scalper

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Over on Hisstank.com the ultimate in G.I. Joe customs was reveled. Behold, the Scalper!

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The Scalper comes with an awesome set of accessories from a Wal-Mart cart full of G.I. Joe figures to a bag of McDonalds food and a laptop with eBay ready to go. Even better are the details that went into the figure. He’s balding dude with a ponytail and is wearing long socks with those retarded crocs that, if caught wearing them, you should be immediately be put to death. Oh god, this is the ultimate nerd scumbag and more dangerous to G.I. Joe than any Cobra foe.

Don’t expect to see this figure in stores, mainly because it’s a custom, but also because any scalper worth his salt would not let this figure into anyone’s hands at retail.

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Posted in Custom Figure Corner, G.I. Joe, Hasbro on April 10th, 2008

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5 Responses to “The Ultimate G.I. Joe Custom: The Scalper”

  1. PJ Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    The stained sweats are a nice touch too. Just one problem though, he’s too healthy looking.

    -PJ

  2. PJ Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    *Reading comments*

    “This is the only warning I am giving out! This is a thread about a Custom not a debate about Scalpers. Just take it for what it is, Funny………….”

    Wow, the “we were just foolin” defense rears its ugly head. It ain’t funny if there isn’t a universal truth there to back it up. >;D

    -PJ

  3. Esbat Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    The scalpers I’m used to seeing are much fatter, sweatier, and eat jack in the box.

  4. Metal Misfit Says:
    April 14th, 2008 at 12:03 am

    Scalpers. Hate’em.

    I can’t find jack at Wal-Mart or Target for the 25th Anniversary and I refused to pay above retail cost for OPENED figures on eBay.

  5. Pistolstarter Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    Wow!

    Add a Tie Fighter.
    And some ewoks!
    And Boom!

    The ultimate figure ever!

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