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“Toy” Halo Sword Makes Your Poking Dreams Come True

by Paul

After Jasman Toys announced that they would not be making a Halo energy sword for their laser tag type toy line there’s been a void in the hearts of Halo fans. If you’re a fan that was saddened by the lack of a energy sword in your life and you really, really need one… well there’s kind of one out there now. In the tradition of crappy sword makers making silly Klingon swords comes this thing:

This 27 inch long “energy” sword is made by a company called True Swords and is available for the low price of 50 bucks and comes with a wall plaque. I’d suggest keeping this one away from children, because even though I doubt it’s sharp, it sure it one hell of a pointy item.

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Posted in Halo, Video Game Toys on October 7th, 2008

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8 Responses to ““Toy” Halo Sword Makes Your Poking Dreams Come True”

  1. crazyfellow1 Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    if you look at the close-up picture from the link, the edges are sharpened. though it’s probably not REALLY sharp. If I weren’t 16 I’d buy that.

  2. Esbat Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 11:13 pm

    I’m not 16 and I am!

  3. crazyfellow1 Says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    …jerk

  4. Paul Says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    Esbat, send me a pic of you and the sword so you can flaunt it on this blog for crazyfellow1. hehe

  5. Sam Says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    Better yet, take your shirt off and wear a loincloth and a long-haired black wig so you can be Conan with the HALO sword.
    Sam

  6. crazyfellow1 Says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 9:23 pm

    and wear a master chief helmet with the black hair falling out. that would be hilarious!

  7. Tom-Tom Says:
    October 9th, 2008 at 12:04 am

    that would require getting the expensive ass HALO 3 version that comes with it though (do they even still make it?).

  8. yo go re Says:
    October 9th, 2008 at 1:53 am

    or he could just buy one of the ubiquitous Halloween masks…

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