ToyBender Birthday Bash
I hope you put your diapers on, because Toy Bender is one year old as of today. Mind blowing, hey? From it’s humble beginnings to it’s not as humble state today it’s been a non-stop thrill ride of excitement and internet domination. My how time flies.
There’s a lot of people that I’d like to thank for the success of Toy Bender’s first year. Mostly, I’d like to thank myself because I rule. But my amazing skills and sexual prowess wouldn’t have been enough to ensure a successful first year. No, there are many of you that have helped me along with your comments and your clicks and I want to assure you that they are all very, very important. If you’ve been leaving comments or have written to me at all in the past it’s helped to keep me doing this. The problem with writing is that you never know who is reading what you write or if they even appreciate it. The feedback I receive feeds my desire to write, so in essence, your input is a part of the great big circle jerk that keeps Toy Bender in business.
But enough of the weepy part, if you want to see where it all began, here’s Toy Bender’s first post. The blog has long way, but I hope that I’ve kept up my mission that I set up for myself with that first post.
You know now that I think about it, most websites would give away prizes or something for it’s anniversary. Well I have none and it’s Toy Bender’s birthday, not yours. Now where are my presents, fool? And where’s my damn cake? God, what a crappy blog birthday.
October 11th, 2007 at 7:38 am
Happy birthday! You can have one of my fridge magnets, if you like (since my baby blog is also turning 1 in a few hours).
October 11th, 2007 at 7:55 am
Happy Birthday! May your sexual prowess inspire us all for another thousand years!
October 11th, 2007 at 8:13 am
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October 11th, 2007 at 8:16 am
As you can see I dropped my ASCII Birthday cake for you… sorry… darn left alignment!
October 11th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Wow thanks guys (and gal) for the comments. I really like the birthday cake, even if it is a bit lopsided, it’s better than nothing heh.
October 11th, 2007 at 11:42 am
Happy Frickin’ Birfday Toybender! Your Blahgtastic!
October 12th, 2007 at 12:59 am
Happy Birthday, Toybender. Your check is in the, um, mail or whatever.
October 12th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Thank you quincy and GWS!
October 12th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Congrats!! And here is to an even greater year 2!!