ToyBender Needs You OR a Slight Interruption?
I know, make with the yuck yucks and stop breaking the fourth wall all the time. Well I’m sorry, but due to the fact that I’m moving and have had a terrible time with internet service there might be a slight delay in service here on Toy Bender. I’ll be back and up and running to normal standards eventually, but I’m not sure if I can provide you a Monday through Friday dose of awesome that you’ve been used to getting for the next couple of weeks.
Now, I realize that many of you are like suckling pigs and will die without your momma pig producing the sweet nectar of greatness I squeeze from my metaphorical teets. That’s why I’m currently putting out the offer that if you want to write about toys, you’ve got a short window where you can get your OWN writing on this here blogified website. What’s in it for you? Well, pride at being awesome should be number one on the list of benefits, but I may even be able to throw you a small (and boy do I mean small) sum of cash for your efforts. There’s also the side benefits of having supermodels hit on you after they realize that your a big time interweb writer guy (or girl).
If you are interested in helping me out this next week (and possibly the week after) send me a mail at Paul.toybender@gmail.com. If I don’t respond to you this weekend, I’ll get to you on Monday to give you more details if you want them. However, if you have something to submit to me now then go right ahead. Just try to keep it in the “spirit” of the site here and be able to send me at least one image to go along with your article.
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