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Web Spotlight on Broca Blutch: The Best Toy Blog You’re Not Reading

by Paul

I’m man enough to know when I’m licked and I’ve been licked hard and often. I’ve recently discovered a site, and by happy chance gotten a few comments of the perpetrators of said site, that is so awesome I’ve contemplated both suicide (albiet a hilarious suicide involving horseradish and a monkey) and retirement. The blog I’m referring to is called Broca Blutch and it deals with G.I. Joe and how awesome they are. It’s mostly character centric pieces with pics of the toys thrown in. Here’s an example of their most excellent post discussing the best couple in G.I. Joe:

The real key to success here, though, is Lady Jaye, and I’ll let you in on a secret: Lady Jaye is probably like the best G.I. Joe ever. You have so many guys who are just like ‘well I have a machine gun and love cooking,’ ‘I have a stretcher and am from Massachusetts,’ ‘I’m a firefighter and the Vipah is coming,’ blah blah blah. Lady Jaye has a baseball cap and power javelins. That’s right: POWER javelins. If you’re firing your gun up at a Cobra Rattler and glance over to see this girl huck a big stick up at it so well that the plane explodes, well, you’d probably feel like a real piece of shit, I bet.

Not only are they dead on of their assessment of Joes, there’s comedy gold going on like it’s the California gold rush. I’d recommend checking out Broca Blutch if you’re a Joe fan or just would like an extra laugh or two during your work day.

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Posted in G.I. Joe, General, Web Spotlight on September 22nd, 2008

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7 Responses to “Web Spotlight on Broca Blutch: The Best Toy Blog You’re Not Reading”

  1. dr. henry e. miller Says:
    September 23rd, 2008 at 12:05 am

    Broca Blutch are the best neighbors ever!

  2. D. Verburg Says:
    September 23rd, 2008 at 3:00 am

    wow, dude. thanks a ton! we are hardly ‘trumping you’ as they might say on Ohio or Moscow, OH but I am stoked that you like our little blog about children’s toys!

    (please note our toy bender link was here before this posting we are not johnny come skatelies!)

    yo joe??

  3. tobin Says:
    September 23rd, 2008 at 3:11 am

    :O

    i owe you dudes some serious bro-hugs

    thanks for the big-up, especially since it comes from a site i already hold in high esteem

    one love

  4. Templar Says:
    September 23rd, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    I dunno… I’m fairly certain one could take that logic and apply it equally aptly to Big Boa or the Fridge, for example.

  5. Sam Says:
    September 23rd, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    Seems like a cool site, but am I the only one who has font issues with the site? Seems like a few of the blogs have random-sized lettering, weird paragraph breaks, and whatnot. Is it just me?
    Sam

  6. Paul Says:
    September 23rd, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    It’s part of the charm Sam.

  7. Sam Says:
    September 23rd, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    Ah, I see. And here I thought either my computer or myself was on LSD ;)
    Sam

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