Where’s Paul..do?
You might be wondering where the heck I went, but probably not. Just in case you have wondered why you haven’t gotten any injections of toy loving from this site in the last few days, the answer is simple: I’m on a break of sorts. I took a couple of weeks off of my real job and flew back home so I can get married May 17th. Oh by the way, reading that obligated you to buy me a wedding gift. Send me an email so I can get my address to you post haste!
I’m really sorry to deliver the bad news that I’m going to be married, ladies. Hey, look at the bright side; just because I’m going to be married doesn’t mean you can’t send me nude pictures of yourself!
While I do have limited access to the the “internet”, I might not be able to provide updates. Beer does not drink itself and fried cheese curds don’t eat themselves. I’ve got a lot of work ahead of me here.
Anyway, now that weddings are on my mind I have a minor toy story to relate to wrap this up in a neat little package. When I was a kid and I was playing with a mixed group of action figures which included DC Superpowers, Silverhawks, G.I. Joes, and Captain Power figures. In those days there weren’t a lot of female action figures around, so my Steelheart from SilverHawks played a lot of roles. For some reason, one of my little stories that I played out had Green Lantern falling in love with Steelheart. I then staged a wedding attended by many of my most favorite action figures, you know like a little girl would do. Annnnd that’s got to be the gayest thing I’ve ever done, if you don’t count that one time I kissed your dad. The funny part of this whole thing is whenever I see either one of those figures, I still feel like they’re married. Hey, I guess my action figures know how to stick it out.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
You’re getting married and you’re still talking about toys? Congratulations btw.
There goes your life.
May 7th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Congrats on the nuptials, Paul. Yahweh bless you and the sucker you’re taking as your bride.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Esbat wedding = Chloroform + Vegas
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Also note my childhood involved an aunt of similar age and my little sister forcing me to play Barbies. Sadly, I preferred to play the flipped out “extreme sports” sister rather than Ken.
May 9th, 2008 at 12:08 am
Congrats!!
May 10th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Congrats Paul. One week to go. I hope your nerves are holding up
May 11th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
“fried cheese curds”
That sounds absolutely vile…
May 11th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Thanks for the well wishes.
Yo, they sound bad but think Mozarrella sticks, except more round and made of something that’s close to chedder cheese.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:06 am
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you win this round, culinary disaster!